14 of the best jokes on the internet that aren’t disastrously offensive

Reddit’s upvote system allows users to pick out the stuff they like, and the system turns the site into a veritable encyclopedia of the best of the best of the internet.

So we’ve trawled through the jokes subreddit to find out what’s ticking the internet. Here are 14 of the best…

1. If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks…

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined – Donald_Garcia

No wait, she’s back. She just went to make a cup of tea – vader1941

Being ugly every day sucks – Bogdan_52

Just a hint: I didn’t ask a question – Fojanratte

So when someone asks tell them it’s 12345678 – Ninhnguyenz

I hope – YottaPiggy

On the condition he gets to install windows – drugsondrugs

Mom: Stares at Dad

Dad: Clenches fist

Mom: “Don’t!”

Dad: Sweats Profusely

Mom: “…”

Dad: “HI GAY, I’M DAD” – iRyaaanM

As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive”, but it’s hard without him – OhGodAmIANiceGuy

I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don’t know either – limex27

…then my illegal logging business is a success – ChrisTaliaferro

Unless everyone gets them – Knot_Gay

I thought, “Man, what a weird way to start a conversation” – Childflayer

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer – dream-hunter