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10 imaginative and hilarious first lines for an autobiography

‘Stop reading this in the bookstore…’

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If you were to write an autobiography, what would be your first line?

This is a question which has been puzzling Twitter users, and these are some of the most entertaining ideas they came up with.

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Just a few ways to grab someone’s attention.

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