Comment: 'Countryside Clobberer' Kier Starmer's inheritence tax plan means hard working people with pay the price for the public purse
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Dance to the drumbeat of Rural Reeves and the rhythms of Wes Sheeping and David Lamb-y who are spearheading a revolution which will break the iron grip of a clique of capitalist farmers who are selfishly hanging on to vast tracts of land which are needed for housing, wind "farms", solar "farms", and electricity pylons.
This collectivisation of agriculture will mean a redistribution of wealth which will leave the UK with an egalitarian food-producing landscape of smallholdings and allotments in the proud hands of hardworking amateurs striving to meet our needs.
Anything that they can't produce on their small plots can be imported from our friends and partners in the EU, who are always willing to help Britain, ensuring food security for the future.
As you will have seen on television, farmers have been complaining about the new inheritance tax regime which will hit those with assets over £1 million. But they have got it all wrong. Hardly any of them will be affected and, those that will be, deserve to pay their fair share towards inflation-busting pay rises for union members.