Mark Andrews: PM's dubious fanboy, road tax debacle, and an Adonis like professor who says the Welsh are ugly
The ugliest people in the UK live in Wales, followed by those in Scotland.
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Not my opinion, but the findings of Daniel Hamermesh, a professor of pulchronomics (no, me neither) at the University of Texas. I suggest for his next piece of research, he presents his conclusions to locals during happy hour at the Brazen Head in Gorbals. Still, it's a change to see a piece of research which doesn't brand the Midlands as the worst place on earth.
Prof Harmermesh also reckons that the south-east actually has a repellent effect on people who have been smacked round the head by the ugly stick.And, given that London, Milton Keynes and Brighton are probably the three places I would least like to live – closely followed by Gaza City, Pyongyang and central Beirut, obvs – I can only assume that Prof Harmermesh thinks I'm a bit of a munter too.
By the way, Prof Harmermesh is 81, bald, with a wispy white beard and a chin that only Jimmy Hill's mother could love. Do you reckon Catherine Zeta–Jones blew him out, or something?
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